Two Women Arrested on Murder-for-Hire Charge
Two women in Virginia have been arrested for conspiracy to commit homicide, when one of them gave money to an undercover police officer who was posing as a hit man.
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/kindergarten-teacher-school-nurse-held-murder-hire-plot-171429058--abc-news-topstories.html
All right, I don't want to see any misogynists getting up in arms about this! The vast majority of women would never do what the women in this story have allegedly done. The watchword is NAWALT -- Not all women are like that!
And we all know that "NAWALT" is absolutely true. We have never doubted this in the least. So any commenters who make anti-woman remarks in connection with the present story will never get through the moderation queue! Do you hear me??
I have spoken!
Link to full article:"A Virginia elementary school teacher and a school nurse are facing charges in what police are calling a murder-for-hire plot. . . Angela Nolen, a 47-year-old kindergarten teacher, was arrested Wednesday for allegedly plotting to hire a hit man to kill her ex-husband for $8,000. According to police, Nolen's friend 37-year-old Cathy Bennett, a school nurse, worked with Nolen to find a hit man."
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/kindergarten-teacher-school-nurse-held-murder-hire-plot-171429058--abc-news-topstories.html
All right, I don't want to see any misogynists getting up in arms about this! The vast majority of women would never do what the women in this story have allegedly done. The watchword is NAWALT -- Not all women are like that!
And we all know that "NAWALT" is absolutely true. We have never doubted this in the least. So any commenters who make anti-woman remarks in connection with the present story will never get through the moderation queue! Do you hear me??
I have spoken!
posted by Fidelbogen at 6:06 PM
8 Comments:
Oh fidelbogen, fidelbogen, you crafty fox! ;)
I am non-anti-woman so it's not that big of a deal not to hold women collectively accountable for all the unusually heinous crimes committed by individual women, like Jodi Arias, working hard right now to get off of her charges completely, or oh, who who who... well there was Susan Smith - oh yeah, those were kids, her kids she drowned and then fooled everyone one, for awhile about that with her impassioned pleas for someone to "come forward"... anyways, those were individuals, just like the... nurse... was it... nice.
I still can't wait to get my own Vancouver vagina park bench. That thing's gonna be the envy of the neighborhood.
Of course women are so nice they will never set "honey traps", unlike this big ol' evil undercover police officer who posed as a hit man to ensnare the poor widdle wimmen.
@RoyScott:
Have a care sir! You tread the razor's edge of irony so closely here, that you are in imminent jeopardy of overstepping. Use caution and take a few steps back from the brink! :)
Fidelbogen:
Speaking of stepping on brinks, it looks like the gang at Manboobz is scrambling your blog-header again.
I wish they'd come up with something more amusing and creative LOL
Crime has become widespread
Not all women are like that because they live in societies where their baser nature is not pandered to just because they are women, so they can't get away with being like that. They are working to change that though.
@Fidelbogen:
I like staring over the brink at the abyss below - it gives my life a certain zest and helps make up for a somewhat colourless past. ;-p
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